Alternate Title: Kids Say The Darndest Things
2nd Alternate Title: How To Teach Kids When To Lie :)
For some reason, when we moved in, our scale landed in the kitchen. And it is still there. Probably, not such a bad place for it.
I don't normally strive to weigh myself in the mornings, or ever, but this morning, it was there, no one was around, so I thought I'd step on the scale.
Then, I was startled by a little voice, "Whatcha doing?"
I looked around to see Mac's big grey eyes staring at me.
I sarcastically said, "What does it look like I'm doing?"
He said, "Measuring Bigness".
I replied, "Why does it have to be measuring bigness, it could be measure how small I am?"
He innocently said, "Nope, your definitely measuring bigness!" And he ran off, back downstairs.